nagini to voldemort
the lack of hands really hinders nagini’s texting abilities
rookwood and lucius were always looking out for each other
thoughtyoumightcall-deactivatedI agree with that anon, not over the first part, but with the part about things in the Wizarding World. Does this count as a request? Can we request?
you can request whatever your heart desires, dearest follower
just nothing about that bitch harry potter, we hate that douche
Draco to Goyle
The headmasters didn’t speak for a month following this night.
misandrygirlPersonally, i think that your posts are perfect the way they are, and mindbogglingly hilarious. Because most of your posts make me giggle like a schoolgirl, and some of your posts look like Harry Potter characters gushing over Glee and the like, which is WHY they're so funny. So... I'd like to see more of your posts in general, because you're a freaking genius :)
thank you, fellow DE. let us love you.
AnonymousPersonally, I think more people would reblog these if you made more acknowledgement to the fact they're wizards/Death Eaters. Because some of your posts kind of just look like unknown people gushing over Glee and the like. So... I'd like to see more discussion about things in the Wizarding World.
Sorry we’re not sorry.
Goyle to Draco
What he doesn’t know is that Draco actually wants to go to Pigfarts, shame it’s on Mars though
Travers to Lucius
He just really misses his best friend and is still kinda sad that Regulus never invited him to tag along on his “vacation”
Draco to Crabbe
Crabbe was always a lot funnier than Goyle when he could remember how to spell
Alecto to Barty
Love stinks. Alecto just wants him to take her seriously and Barty wishes she had an off button.
death eaters love to text. lucius got everyone some sweet iphones for christmas one year.
